There's an old IRC chatroom..
Idling - Dying.
And it gets itself up onto one elbow and it turns to the list and it says:

Kick the n00bs with yer boot, Beth
Kick the n00bs with yer boot..
Using your @ is a hoot, Beth
So Kick the n00bs with yer boot.
All together now..

Tie me Wighty Bot down, Sport
Tie me Wighty Bot down
Tie me Wighty Bot down, Sport
Tie me Wighty Bot down.

Keep an eye for the weird, Alda,
Keep an eye for the weird
Your @ is powered by your beard, Alda
So keep an eye for the weird.
All together now..

Tie me Wighty Bot down, Sport
Tie me Wighty Bot down
Tie me Wighty Bot down, Sport
Tie me Wighty Bot down.

And take yer depth charges back, Thena
Take yer depth charges back
Dont make me give you a smack, Thena
Just take your depth charges back!
All together now..

Tie me Wighty Bot down, Sport
Tie me Wighty Bot down
Tie me Wighty Bot down, Sport
Tie me Wighty Bot down.

Talk to us for a while, Ulmo
Talk to us for a while
We wont push for a smile, Ulmo
If you'll talk to us for a while
All together now..

Tie me Wighty Bot down, Sport
Tie me Wighty Bot down
Tie me Wighty Bot down, Sport
Tie me Wighty Bot down.

Make yer mind up 'bout yer nick, Sharks
Make yer mind up 'bout yer nick
Its not too hard to pick, Sharks
Just Make yer mind up 'bout yer nick!
All together now..

Tie me Wighty Bot down, Sport
Tie me Wighty Bot down
Tie me Wighty Bot down, Sport
Tie me Wighty Bot down.