Tie Me Beatle Back Down, Sport

There's an old Australian stockman..
Lying - Dying
And he gets himself up onto his elbow,
And he turns to his four mates who are gathered around, and he says:

Cut your hair once a year, boys,
Cut your hair once a year
If it covers your ears, you can't hear, boys!
So cut your hair once a year,
All together now!

Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Tie Me Kangaroo Down
Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Tie Me Kangaroo Down

Don't illtreat me pet dingo, Ringo
Don't illtreat my pet dingo
He can't understand yer lingo, Ringo
So don't illtreat me pet dingo!
All together now!

Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Tie Me Kangaroo Down
Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Tie Me Kangaroo Down

George's guitars on the blink, I think
George's guitars on the blink,
It shouldn't go "mmm diddy mmm diddy plink"
And hey thats really on the blink.
All together now!

Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Tie Me Kangaroo Down
Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Tie Me Kangaroo Down

Prop me up by the wall, Paul
Prop me up by the wall
I'll scream and cheer till I fall, Paul
So prop me up by the wall
All together now!

Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Tie Me Kangaroo Down
Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Tie Me Kangaroo Down

Keep the hits coming on, John
Keep the hits coming on
At least till after I'm gone, John
So keep the hits coming on!
All together now!

Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Tie Me Kangaroo Down
Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Tie Me Kangaroo Down

Tan me hide when death comes, chums
Tan me hide when death comes..

So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde, and Ringo's got it on his drums!

Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Tie Me Kangaroo Down
Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Tie Me Kangaroo Down!!